Beer or Whiskey = Enjoying life.
Beer + Whiskey = Good for you.
Beer * Whiskey = St. Patrick’s Day!
Beer^10 * Whiskey(Whiskey+Whiskey * Beer) * Irish Car Bomb + Beer = Yeah, I’m Irish, too.*
*And Taiwanese, hence my expertise in both alcohol and mathematics.
You're In My Kitchen 
I like your math and I miss you. Who else will go to a Mexican tequila bar with me on St. Paddy’s?
I’m so glad that you’ve invited us in to your vacation kitchen for a drink. Have an Irish Car Bomb with Mickey for me!
Excellent assessment of St Patrick’s Day.
Taiwirish? Irishanese? You’re also English, French and German, you know. Heinz 57, as your grandma says.